Subject: BREAKING NEWS!Suicide bomb attack in hell!
There has been a suicide bomb blast in hell! The target was the leadership of the hell (the devil and his deputies). One V.Prbhakaran and members of his orgnisation, LTTE, all new arrivals in hell, are demanding a separate state for the tamils in hell. The new tamil only state in hell is to be called Eelam! It is believed that many suicide bombers are around. War has broken out in hell, while Prabhakaran is hidden in a bunker in hell! Please await further details.
